If McDonalds announces that they are going to accept Doge coin I will eat my own dick.

Not even comedy...

I've been seeing some people commenting on how they hope McDonald's big announcement is that they are going to start accepting... Dogecoin?!!

Can anyone give me a reason why these naive fools think this is even next door to the realm of possibility? A Grimace Coin announcement is literally more likely at this point

Hahaha what the fuck have you guys been smoking and where can I buy some? Seriously?! Give me one serious reason why you would ever think that would happen?

NFT revelation...? Maybe. Ethereum based blockchain payments? Maybe. Dogecoin payments...? Hahahaha stfu

If McDonalds announces that they are going to start accepting dog money, I will Ginsu off my own hog, marinade it in my own booty and then eat it on livestream. 100%

Anyways, have fun today!