Beginners, it's easy to use crypto! Just follow these 397 simple steps!

Hey, you're new to crypto. So were all of us. Crypto is the future of money. Just like money, you can follow a few basic steps to keep your crypto safe.

These 397 steps are so simple! You can do it!

1. Carve your first name into the side of Mt. Rushmore
2. Take a hot air balloon to New Mexico and buy some hatch green chile salsa
3. Solve a Rubik's cube
4. Do a cartwheel
5. Call your grandma and tell her you love her
6. Have lunch
7. Set up a second password by carving it into the other side of Mt. Rushmore (the side with the butts, not the faces)
8. It's easy, right? Breathe. You've got this.
9. Donate blood to your local hospital
10. Have Tony Hawk teach you how to do a 900 on a half-pipe
11. Love yourself for who you are, not who you were
12. Pass go, collect $200
13. Be quiet in the library
14. Don't forget to bring a towel
15. Head down to the crossroads in Georgia and beat the devil in a fiddle contest
16. Take the devil out for barbecue to console him
17. Use the towel to get the barbecue sauce off of your face
18. Capture MissingNo in Pokemon Blue
19. Hey, where are you going? Crypto is so easy! Only a few more steps to go! Come back!!!