What's your most offensive crypto hot-take?

Now when I say most offensive crypto hot take, I'm actually trying to ask what is your genuine opinion that you refuse to put on this sub for fear of being driven off the internet by an angry horde of crypto addicts. Your one opinion that is sure to piss off almost everyone here.

Dont gimme that "BTC sux" or "crypto is a ponzi"

give me your ACTUAL hot take that you are too afraid to post here.

This is a safe thread that works differently than regular threads. Your offensive hot take is safe here. This thread is purely for comedic value and to maybe raise some discussion that would normally be avoided out of fear of losing karma.

PSA for all the chronically hurt feelings havers that will inevitably get triggered by one of these comments and start spouting hate at the commenter. Stop it. Get some help.