What should we tell the newbies when they arrive here?

So with the recent listing of Moons on CDC we've seen a huge influx of users. Not bull run numbers, but a relatively large amount. I'm wondering what sorts of things the newbies can benefit from hearing. When I was a newbie here I know I relied on the daily and learning from other comments, but I also got a lot of bad advice. For example I was told that staking mid-bullrun was a good idea (got lucky I didn't get burned).

So because we, the users, and our comments/posts are going to be the first thing that newbies see, what sort of things would they benefit from seeing and what sort of things should we be promoting?