The Great Moonifestation

What’s up dorks, you see that steady increase on the chart today? That was me, you're welcome. But I'm exhausted so I need your help. It’s time we do something about MOON’s dwindling price, and this post will lay out a plan to do exactly that. Strap yourself in because this is gonna be a wild ride.

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1. Step 1: Clear your mind. Stop thinking about ADA. It doesn't matter. Just stop.
2. Step 2: Listen to the sound of the universe. It has all the information you need.
3. Step 3: Feel the boundaries of your body dissipate. You are becoming one with the universe. One with us. One with the Absolute.
4. Step 4: ???
5. Step 5: HOLY SHIT DUDE WE ARE FLOATING IN MACROEXISTENCE, OKAY WHAT'S NEXT?

Alright alright, relax. Step 6 depends on your archetype. Which one are you?

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The Nerd

Nerds are the key here. You are the timekeeper. Approximately 20 hours from when this is posted, we expect the merge. Here is the countdown. This is when our collective consciousness comes together to launch MOON into the top 100. Study the document linked below as well. We are about to manifest this thing into Saturn.

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The Jock

Astral project yourself onto the most recent CMC chart candle and pull that sonbitch into the sky. Use your swole Adonis body to punch red dildos until they are Planck length pancakes. And then punch them some more. Fuck em. Come one guys. Big dong energy this time.

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The CIA

You CIA narcs reading this sub probably already know, but let me refresh your memory on the Gateway process. The CIA literally believes manifestation is real. Here is the exact declassified document that was recently completed after a page went missing for decades. This is not a drill. Get your ass in tune with the Absolute.

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The Goth

Take all the FUD, all the "noooo there's no utility, weeehh it's given out for free" Dunning-Kruger-ass fake smart arguments and destroy them in style. Which style? Itachi's Tsukuyomi style of course. Or not, whatever, you're literally one with the universe so you can destroy them however you like. Just look cool while you do it.

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The Wise One

They know that nothing beats hype in the market. Not tokenomics, not partnerships, not technology, nothing. Why do you think Kraken was one of the first to list PEPE? Due diligence doesn’t matter. What matters is selling shovels in a gold rush. And guess what buddy, we're the ones selling THE GOLD.

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Only together can we take MOON to the top 100. Eastern philosophers and mystics seem to have understood intuitively for centuries that reality is really just a collective consciousness. When we act together, we can speak our wildest dreams into existence. We will rise from the ashes like a phoenix on a pogo stick. We are one. It is inevitable. We are MOON.