My "probably unique" reason for self custody. Anyone else?

This is gonna sound crazy, but the reason I self custody my bitcoin is because it is a pain in the butt, and I am scared to touch it! For this purpose only I have ignored it and not touched it for five years. Every once in a while, I will be sure that everything's as it should be, but I'm scared to death to move it. I hate the idea of plugging in the device, moving it to Coinbase, selling it, and then moving the funds to my personal bank account. It's too much work and there are too many steps so therefore, I have held it, and not touched it.

I am the guy who jumps in and out of stocks, buys low sells high, buys high sells low, buys the right stuff, sells it and buys the bad stuff. If my bitcoin was easy to get to and easy to sell, I would've sold it long ago.

Self custody of saved me from myself!