investing in bitcoin and also buying a Tesla Plaid.

I’ve made similar posts before about my current situation but this is a different scenario I’m considering. Feel free to roast me but also feel free to give it to me straight.

Savings-200k in HYSA 5.25% Retired Salary-90k/yr Homeownership-I’ve owned for 15 years, but recently sold and actually enjoy renting. Debt-none Bills-3k/mo Car-2014 GS350 F sport 60k miles, best car I’ve ever owned and don’t plan on getting rid of it necessarily. (Worth about 30k?)

My goal is to invest at least half of my savings and ultimately either cash flow or lease a new model X Plaid for approx 95k. I love the fact that HYSA accounts are so good right now, but I’m willing to consider investing 100k for a while. I know absolutely nothing about bitcoin and I don’t really care to study cryptocurrency but I’m all ears.

*if you’re a Tesla or EV hater, that’s fine, but I’m not interested in any other car. I’m 40 with kids and this is the next thing in my bucket list. There is absolutely zero need for a new car, let alone a Tesla Plaid. This is a toy.

I do have plans to meet with a financial advisor next week, but I highly doubt they’ll be talking to me about crypto and Tesla’s.