After years of Technical Analysis practice, I've finally found the best pattern

I've spend many months analyzing Technical Analysis patterns such as the "Head and Shoulders" (which I recommend highly for those who are looking for new hair products btw), the double bottom (which usually turns into triple, quadruple etc.), the megaphone (I don't really use this much because I live in a quiet neighborhood) and so on.

I've recently taken a course that explain all the technical terms such as the Fibonacci retracement, bull and bear flags, Bollinger bands and it taught me how to draw lines and candles on charts!

After absorbing all the knowledge, I've decided to open the daily BTC chart and draw some lines on it. My goal was to answer the question "Have we seen the bottom yet?" , especially after JPowell's speech yesterday.

The results were astonishing. I went it the flow state. I've drawn lines that nobody has drawn before. And yes... I have finally cracked it. The pattern that would answer my question finally: IS THE BULL MARKET BACK ON? Here's my answer:

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This is it. The almighty \"Middle Finger death trap wedge\"

This is proper financial advice.