7 Golden Rules to become a Crypto Millionaire

Rule Nr.1 - BE PROFITABLE

Buy crypto at a lower price and then sell it when the price goes up. Yes, IT'S THAT EASY!!

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Rule Nr. 2 - SCAM! SCAM! SCAM!

There is no better, faster, stronger way to reach the crypto millionaire status, that's a fact! Scam people! Create an animal token or a ape related NFT, write a story about the project based on empty promises and real life utilities and pay influencers to advertise it for you. You know what comes next, don't you!? Just dump everything on the suckers and booom, YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE!

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Rule Nr. 3 - USE AS MUCH LEVERAGE AS YOU CAN

By now you have probably heard people saying " Avoid leverage, you'll get rekt!". You know what I call those people? Brokies! What color is their bugatti?

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Rule Nr. 4 - LOOK AT CHARTS 24/7

Who needs to rest and sleep? Definitely not us crypto addicts! Say goodbye to that sad and depressive social life you already had anyways! Never turn off your computer, never close the 69 tabs you have for each chart and news channel and twitter pages. You never know when the next shiba token is dropping so, BE AWAKE!

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Rule Nr. 5 - REPLACE RED CANDLES FOR GREEN ONES

This is by far one of the most important rule! Avoid RED, runaway from that color like the SEC runs away from enforcing laws! If you look at red candles for more than 10 min a day, you will live as a brokie forever. That's scientifically proven by the Wall Street Bets Institute.

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Rule Nr. 6 - USE FAMILY AND FRENS AS EXIT LIQUIDITY

Imagine this scenario: You found this dead token, no volume, almost no liquidity, its literally a obvious rugpull that has been alive and now is dead. Bring it back from the dead, buy as much as you can of it, go and recommend to all your family members and friends, tell them its GUARANTEED RETURNS! Tell them whatever you need to, just make sure that they buy that token!!

Then you sell. Easy!

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Rule Nr. 7 - WAKE UP AND GO TO WORK!

EXACTLY THAT.