10 signs you have a crypto trading problem

Paraphrasing well-known gambling problem markers, here are 10 signs you might have a problematic relationship with cryptocurrencies:

1. Being preoccupied with crypto, such as constantly planning how to get more money for crypto purchases/trading
2. Trying to control, cut back or stop crypto purchases/trading, without success
3. Feeling restless or irritable when you try to cut down on crypto purchases/trading
4. Trading to escape problems or relieve feelings of helplessness, guilt, anxiety or depression
5. Trying to get back lost money by trading more (chasing losses)
6. Lying to family members or others to hide the extent of your trading
7. Jeopardizing or losing important relationships, a job, or school or work opportunities because of trading
8. Resorting to theft or fraud to get trading money
9. Asking others to bail you out of financial trouble because you traded money away on a shitcoin
10. Feeling the urge to trade after every Elon Musk tweet